Re:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technolo ... r-AA141KYB
"Baby boomers can’t stop staring at their phones"
"Around half said their parents are good about not being on their phones too much and being present in the moment ... The rest, however, are absorbed in their devices. They are playing Words with Friends, Candy Crush and card games, often with the volume turned up. They are looking at the news, checking sports scores, scrolling Facebook and texting. Some are even using them as actual phones."

Who knew? that smart phones were also phones

Who gives a flip?! Those with dumb phones
If a flip flops can it still be recharged?
Hmmm ... if a dumb phone calls a smart phone
does caller need a handicap for any dispute?
... or is caller already handicapped?!

A new opportunity for phone jokes ...
"What do you call a dumb phone with AI ?"
"A dumber phone."
"Is a dumb phone caller with AI a real person?"
"If a dumb phone and a smart phone married,
would they still have separate pronouns?"
"In the Wizard of Oz ...
would the Scarecrow own a dumb phone?"
"If a dumb phone and a smart phone had a child
named Flip, when would it be straight?"
"Are two cans separated by a string heterosexual phones?"
"Only when they connect with a straight line."
"Is a Ringy Dingy an earlier type of phone?"
"Is a Dingy Ringy a typical pay phone?"
"If a parent has a dumb phone and a smart phone
but only pets the smart phone with a finger,
is this their favorite child?"
"What comes after a dumb phone?"
"One-finger typing."
"What comes after a smart phone?"
"One-finger sliding and typing."
"So, your finger is the real communicator
... like it has been for centuries!"
(it's not nice to wave goodbye with that finger)
Rod
