Re:
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/chris ... istmas-eve
"The number of cookies eaten by Santa on one night every December in America is estimated at 300 million"

Best guess: Santa is quite skinny when he starts munching
and may need all that food energy when so high in the sky!

So, if Santa eats one cookie per home ...
and there are 139 million homes in America*,
the rest of the 300 million are multi-family buildings?
*
https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/ ... /VET605219

Re:
https://clabbergirl.com/50-state-cookies/
"Texas cookie - Drizzle peanut butter, corn syrup, and sugar over corn chips"

Texas can get hot enough for peanut butter to drizzle
... but usually not in the winter (however, corn chips
might be used for better tire traction in the snow).
Q: Is a Cookie Bookie edible?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xkDXYWjDZE

A popular peanut butter song:
Re:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSYDxrpa_k
Q: Is your pucker better if you can
suck creamy peanut butter with a straw?
... but I digress.

Party activity: Contestants suck peanut butter with a straw.
After one minute, the straw with the most peanut butter wins
... and winner gets a
Best Pucker badge or keychain!
If the winning straw is full of peanut butter,
winner can compete with a Seal-A-Meal.
Rod
