Poetic Humor

[Amigoo]

Morning meditation ...

"If numbers were feminine like boats and cars and magnetic
with negative or positive, mathematicians rule two negatives
make a positive, but two transcendentals just make ...
an algebraic disclaim 'er."

Rod

[happyrain]

Thanks Rod

I have a friend I walk with on Fridays and he is a mathematician, I think he'll like this one~

[Amigoo]

There once was a dude named Jesús
who taught on a boat on a circular sea
whilst training twelve fishers of men.
They cast nets wide oft reapin' soft fins
of similar souls known as maiden.

(adapted from Perplexity's ditty)
Then went fishin', taking good bait -
I didn’t go early and didn’t go late.
Caught eight easy fish to put in my pail -
seven were mackerel, eighth nigh whale.
Seven were simple to pack in the tin,
but nigh whale resisted whilst packin' in.
Carried pail home and what did mom say?
“Wrap 'em & freeze 'em - Tempeh Tuna today!"

Rod