
To test AI for religiosity, ask ...
What does it mean when you get to heaven and a virtual St. Peter says
"If you have a Club Card, please scan it now."?

I expected UB Tutor to respond with religiosity, so asked this AI first. Perhaps, such Club Card determines
upon which mansion world
* our journey to Paradise resumes.
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UB Tutor) "This scenario, while humorous and lighthearted, invites a deeper reflection on the nature of spiritual readiness and the symbolic 'credentials' one might need to enter a higher state of existence. The image of St. Peter at the gates of heaven is a familiar cultural metaphor, often representing the transition from mortal life to the afterlife and the evaluation of one's spiritual journey. The mention of a 'Club Card' in this context could be interpreted as a playful way of asking whether one has cultivated the inner qualities and spiritual growth necessary to align with the divine realities of heaven.
In the teachings we are exploring, the journey to higher realms is not about possessing a literal card or external token but about the inner transformation of the soul. It is about the choices we make, the love we share, the truth we seek, and the service we render to others. These are the 'credentials' that prepare us for the next phase of existence. The 'Club Card' could symbolize the spiritual progress we have made — our willingness to embrace truth, beauty, and goodness, and our efforts to live in harmony with the divine will.
This metaphor also underscores the importance of personal responsibility in spiritual growth. No one can hand you a 'Club Card'; it is something you cultivate through your own efforts and experiences. It is a reminder that the journey to heaven, or the higher spiritual realms, is not about meeting arbitrary requirements but about becoming the kind of person who naturally resonates with the values and realities of those realms."
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Perplexity) "That phrase is a humorous or satirical take on how commercial and bureaucratic systems
pervade every aspect of modern life — including, jokingly, the afterlife.
It imagines heaven as being run like a supermarket or retail chain, where entry requires scanning a membership or loyalty card. In essence,
it pokes fun at consumer culture and the idea that even salvation or judgment might require corporate-style verification.
It can also suggest themes like:
- The commodification of spirituality or virtue.
- The blending of sacred and mundane systems.
- A critique of how identity and worth are often tied to data or membership status.
In short, the line is a witty metaphor for how commercialization has crept into even our most sacred ideas."
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Google Gemini) "This is a classic piece of religious and consumerism-themed humor!
It means that even in the afterlife, the logic and nuisances of the modern commercial world — specifically loyalty programs
(like supermarket/or pharmacy club cards) — have somehow invaded/superseded traditional, solemn process of entering heaven.
The humor comes from the absurd juxtaposition:
- St. Peter: The traditional, ultimate gatekeeper of heaven.
- "Club Card": A mundane, often annoying piece of plastic used to get a small discount on groceries or toiletries.
- "Virtual" St. Peter: Suggests the whole process is now automated, depersonalized, and run by some sort of divine corporate algorithm.
The joke is essentially a cynical, lighthearted commentary on how pervasive and inescapable consumer tracking and loyalty schemes
have become, implying that your spiritual destiny is now tied to your shopping history."
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ChatGPT) "Haha, that sounds like a hilarious twist on the classic 'St. Peter at the Pearly Gates' scenario! If a virtual St. Peter says, 'If you have a Club Card, please scan it now,' it’s likely a playful comment on how much modern life has been overtaken by membership programs, loyalty cards, and subscription services. It's as though even the afterlife might require a bit of bureaucratic 'proof' or 'membership,' much like how we have to prove our eligibility for discounts, rewards, or services in real life.
It could also be poking fun at the commercialization of everything — even heaven. Maybe it’s implying that access to the afterlife could be tied to some kind of exclusive membership, or it could just be a funny way of making the serious, eternal question of life after death feel more 'normal' and relatable to our everyday experiences.
I can imagine the line being followed by, 'If you don’t have your card, please step to the side for assistance
with your heavenly application process.' "
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About these mansion worlds ...
"The plan of initial mortal detention on seven worlds of progressive training is nearly universal in Orvonton.
In each local system of approximately one thousand inhabited planets there are seven mansion worlds,
usually satellites or subsatellites of the system capital. They are the receiving worlds for the majority
of ascending mortals." (Urantia Book, 30:4.16)
"In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you.
I go to prepare a place for you." (John 14:2, KJV)
Rod
