Re:
Chocolate Teff Cereal -
http://board.1111angels.com/viewtopic.p ... 00#p192190
The following impromptu, outrageous exploration is a good litmus test of whether you're a conservative home cook or exploratory chef. Also, stand in front of a mirror (so you know who you're talkin' to) and ask "Are you CocoNutz?!" If you smile, you're Nutz ... period ... end of story!
Teff 'n Molé (a mystical experience more than recipe)
Introduction: An hour after wrapping the individual servings of Chocolate Teff Cereal and allowing them to cool for refrigeration, the word/recipe "molé" wafted amongst what I call neurons. How teff and chocolate associate as molé in those neurons is a moot point - "Been there! - Done that!"
Here's the culinary journey (not exactly recipe - maybe "concoction"):

In a medium pan, sauté a large yellow onion in 2 tbsp virgin olive oil. When al dente, spread on a drained can of organic yellow corn, sprinkle on 2 tsp paprika, 1 tsp chipotle chile powder, 3/4 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp coarse black pepper, and 1/2 tsp garlic granules. Add the bowls of cooked teff, sprinkle on 1/3 cup dried chives and 1 tbsp raw apple cider vinegar, stir briefly, then fold in a drained 15oz can of chopped tomatoes. For authenticity, serve with fresh sprigs of cilantro.

To maintain the outrageous mystique of this Aztec(?) concoction, write that the Chocolate Teff Cereal must first be wrapped individually, then be blessed (with whatever inspiration) by the Ceremonial Chef before being combined in the concoction. Serve in natural coconut shells whenever possible.

If anyone inquires (they won't if you're a well-known CocoNutz), explain that "in the old days" banana tree leaves were used to wrap the individual servings of teff.
To kick up "outrageous" a notch of two, wear tropical garb (loin cloth, coconut shells, beads, feathers, etc.). Then dance a la "conga line", chanting "Teff 'n Molé (accent on last syllable), Teff 'n Molé, made it today!" (or whatever rhymes). For subdued parties, postpone the conga line until adult cocktails have been served ... in coconut shells when possible.
Rod
